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Moare un programator şi, după moarte, ajunge în Iad. După o săptămână, sună Satana la Dumnezeu: – Doamne, ce nebun mi-ai trimis, a distrus toate cazanele, a ucis toţi dracii, aleargă prin tot Iadul şi strigă în gura mare: „Unde-i ieşirea spre nivelul 2?“.
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