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Un șofer merge cu pisica la veterinar. Intră în cabinet și îi povestește panicat medicului
– Domnule doctor, pisica mea a băut 50 de mililitri de benzină. Apoi a alergat prin casă, în toate direcțiile, vreo trei ore. Și pe urmă s-a așezat pe canapea și a rămas nemișcată. Ce credeți ca s-a întâmplat?
Veterinarul îl privește amuzat.
– Domnule, pisica dumitale o fi rămas fără benzina!
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